EMF 2026 // personal mission control

Orbit Desk

Field-ready dashboard for favourite talks, reminders, camp logistics, signal checks, and power levels.

Owner Alex
Local Time 15:50 BST

Next Critical Thing

Next up

14:45 BST

T-670 hours 55 mins

Human double slit experiment

Stage D // Steve Mould

Type talk
Venue Stage D
Ends 15:35 BST
Source live favourites

Vitals

Favourite Count
Power Bank
Social Battery

47 favourites loaded. Suggested action: water, charge, then go outside.

Camp Ops

Checklist

Water bottle filled

Last confirmed when you remembered this page exists

Charge battery pack

Socket window before evening talks

Find badge cable

Probably in the small black pouch

Cache Status

API kindness
EMF favourites fresh Fetched Sat 15:50 // expires Sat 16:05
Bar snapshot stale Fetched Sat 13:41 // expires Sat 13:56 Last error: on tap: json: cannot unmarshal object into Go struct field barStockLine.ales.stocktype.stocklines.location_display of type string; cybar on tap: json: cannot unmarshal object into Go struct field barStockLine.kegs.stocktype.stocklines.location_display of type string; club mate: json: cannot unmarshal object into Go struct field barStockLine.stocktypes.stocklines.location_display of type string

Weather

Now Check
Rain Soon
Night Hoodie

Bar Status

closed
Robot Arms Open in 604 hours and 10 mins closed // 1 on tap
Null Sector Open in 604 hours and 10 mins closed // 0 on tap
Main On Tap 1
Consumption 97%
Cached 13:41
Milton Justinian (3.9% ABV) £4.70 // 3.9% // 95% remaining
Club Mate Granat 500ml 11 bottles remaining // Robot Arms

Main bar on-tap list unavailable.

Null Sector on-tap list unavailable.

Club Mate stock unavailable.

Could not refresh bar data; using cached data.

Telegram

Bot later

Planned commands: /next, /where, /quiet.

Reminder flow will use the same schedule data shown here.

/next /faves /battery /quiet

Notes Buffer

Local

Keep Telegram reminders boring and reliable.

Hydration and battery prompts matter more than novelty.

Cache API responses before event connectivity gets weird.